"STOP!! dont kill the evil assassins!!"
"uhh, k, peace-out"
"l8r ur magesties, now that I've resolved the situation by rescuing these assassins that were sent to kill you, I'm gonna follow him and leave you alone with them even though you're poisoned and helpless, but your young daughter is here so I'm sure it'll be fine, kbaiiieeey"
...
"RAAAWR DONT TOUCH MY MASK THAT I PUT ON THE GROUND"
*healing hug*
...
"oh hey magesties, we r l8, sry"
*NOSE* "I can explain"
"tell it to the sword u treasonous bast-dude, srsly, wtf is wrong with ur nose?"
"STOP!! dont be mad it's not his fault, there is no collusion, no obstruction, fake news, it was hillary!!!"