Hey check out this fun free to play game.
>Hey it's kinda fun. Ouch! Why am I getting punched in the face every 5 min.
For only $1.99 we can reduce the face punching to once every 10 min.
>How much to, you know, play the game without getting punched?
Only $9.99...
>Well I guess that's not so bad.
an hour. FREE TO PLAY!!!!