I'm free as a Bird. Traps are my waifus...
Fat dude making trouble with the boss, he dead.
Fat cats, nope I'm out. My reality is if it don't have a use it's outta here. Pets be pointless work and people don't take care for them right. Shouldn't let your animal become obese because of your poor nutrition management of it's diet. I'll stick with raising animals to eat.