As hilarious as the Miyashita x Hitoha pairing is, I’m afraid I’ll have to go with Yabecchi x Hitoha instead. Doesn’t make Miya-chan and Hitoha any less cute in this chapter, though! ?
This chapter looks like it was hellish to try to render in English. I know enough Japanese to figure out how the jokes must have worked originally, but here they're not landing at all.