Modern MoGal - Ch. 358 - Weak Point

[Flame-2-Haze]

American: I use neither Metric, nor Imperial systems. Instead... I use the US Customary System!

 

[Hoezell]

He did that too, but guns came first so they're even more second nature to the average American than walking.

Makes me remember the american tourists I've saw on the street about 10 years ago, that were PISSED they had to walk to see the tourist spots.

 

[Reydrago]

It's less of a size and more that help I can't beat up conversion

 

[Mangadexorgy]

Jane, don't give up! You're an American! You were born with the strongest counter measure to the metric system, gifted to us by our great ancestor George Washington!

GUNS! Remember who you are!

SIMBA

 

[anasnaufal]

Ah yes. The American system of measurements....

• Washing machines per Browning Hi-Power
• Football fields per moon landing
• Garbage trucks per train wrecks

 

[REMasher]

Can confirm, as an American, we are issued an American flag blanket at birth and are required to use it under threat of deportation.

 

[Boring-Ash]

Everyone else focusing on the metric vs freedom units. Meanwhile I'm seeing one of the few times the monster girl isn't the hottest girl. Give me the fit G.I. Jane

 

[asdfgh1111]

He did that too, but guns came first so they're even more second nature to the average American than walking.

Why the fuck would I walk, I have a car?

17cm ~= 7in
5300kg/cm2 ~= 75k lb/in2
60km/h ~= 37mph

Stop over complicating things.

17 cm = ~one squirrel long
5300 kg/cm2 = ~one truck of weight on a stamp
60 km/h = ~656 gumballs per second

Ah yes. The American system of measurements....

• Washing machines per Browning Hi-Power
• Football fields per moon landing
• Garbage trucks per train wrecks

Thank you, at least some people here can make some sense.

American: I use neither Metric, nor Imperial systems. Instead... I use the US Customary System!

As God intended.

 

[armoredisamu]

Jurassic Park: Anime Edition

 

[AMicrowave]

Listen, you'd be surprised what's taught in your native country a few years removed from grade school. Yes, some of us were taught an imperial system, different mathematical measurements. Just think of my sentences as thirty-nine different sized ants.

then you have south eastern ontario, where we interchange units regularly, where we use imperial for measuring objects, metric for distance, use lbs or kilograms depending on what we feel, celcius for tempurature, but fahrenheit for cooking

 

[PrivatePublic]

Can confirm, as an American, we are issued an American flag blanket at birth and are required to use it under threat of deportation.

Ha ha funny joke!

looks at current state of deportations in the USA

. . .it is a joke, right?

 

[ahobaka]

 

[nathan67003]

BASED METRIC SUPREMACY, GIVES AMERICANS NIGHTMARES

 

[nathan67003]

then you have south eastern ontario, where we interchange units regularly, where we use imperial for measuring objects, metric for distance, use lbs or kilograms depending on what we feel, celcius for tempurature, but fahrenheit for cooking

That's not Ontario though, that's literally all of Canada

 

[Kikeemu]

Punny mortal cannot comprehend the ways gods measure the universe.

 

[NicholasTurner]

Everyone except one cultured individual debating metric VS kink- I mean Imperial (you guys count with feet).
Meanwhile I'm over here realizing I've never seen a unicorn dinosaur before while thinking this chapter is both adorable and hilarious.