Son, let me tell you a story
One day, our village was attacked by evildoers
But suddenly, out of nowhere, a hero jumped down to save us
That's right
I could still remember it clearly
His swaying armor
His determined eyes
And how could I ever forget
Those gluteus maximus of his
Shining, with golden light
It was in fact, as if
We were witnessing a miracle
As if
An angel
Has descended on us