My New Girlfriend Is Not Human? - Vol. 1 Ch. 12 - Me and my girlfriend had the talk

[wallsg]

As a general piece of useless trivia: Black Widows (or many intraspecies cannibalistic spiders) don't actually eat the husband out of any specific need or reason, they just don't rate them jack shit past doing the dirty and outside of that specific window, they get eaten like any other prey animal. So the cannibalism isn't a switch being flipped on, but instead the big horny switch being flipped off and its other needs coming back online.

So, as long as she hasn't snacked on him yet, he should be golden. On the other hand, there is differing levels of Matriphagy in many spiders, so the momma might need to be careful of her brats and/or impulses after any family additions.

Female preying mantises can eat the head off the male while the body continues pumping in the sperm.

 

[KappaDvorak]

well, let's just hope the reason she delay kid making is because she's insecure and not because she's part black widow...

Oh god no, that gave me Franken Fran flash back

 

[exxeld]

legendary response from bro

 

[DaJoey]

As a general piece of useless trivia: Black Widows (or many intraspecies cannibalistic spiders) don't actually eat the husband out of any specific need or reason, they just don't rate them jack shit past doing the dirty and outside of that specific window, they get eaten like any other prey animal. So the cannibalism isn't a switch being flipped on, but instead the big horny switch being flipped off and its other needs coming back online.

So, as long as she hasn't snacked on him yet, he should be golden. On the other hand, there is differing levels of Matriphagy in many spiders, so the momma might need to be careful of her brats and/or impulses after any family additions.

She's very obviously a biter though. He might be into that.

 

[thycondrius]

HOLY FUCK SHE WENT FOR HIS ASS NOW!!

 

[jackjack9]

Round of applause for this man.

 

[Tobesmgobes17]

I'm not crying you're crying

 

[theOOFman]

Well I'd say she's pretty damn hot for a monster

 

[Geardofwario]

So...will she have like 1 at a time or 1000? 🤔

 

[PsychoTexan]

I have no desired to be horny, only to be held and loved…….

………annnnnnnnnnd maybe a little bit of horny…

 

[iguanaparrots]

I was so so sure she meant she would have to eat him lmaooo

 

[Karretch]

Female preying mantises can eat the head off the male while the body continues pumping in the sperm.

Mantid mating cannibalism is also not a common thing, just another "animals in captivity acting unnaturally due to stress" 'factoid' that the common populace latched onto and is difficult to stamp out. Does it happen in the wild? Surely, but rarely. Just like the widows.

 

[Yamato06]

🗿

 

[Dowaray]

Damn ninja cutting onion

 

[Remedil]

She kinda looks like a spider, dude is cooked if they end up breeding

 

[StLOrca]

S-so cute...wholesomeness...c-can't...stay...c-conscious...

 

[EdricTheNight]

 

[LilithRaven]

Mantid mating cannibalism is also not a common thing, just another "animals in captivity acting unnaturally due to stress" 'factoid' that the common populace latched onto and is difficult to stamp out. Does it happen in the wild? Surely, but rarely. Just like the widows.

brother here smashing with the Knowledge