My New Girlfriend Is Not Human? - Vol. 1 Ch. 8 - My girlfriend is mad

[sdrj77]

I just want to know what he proposed that freaked out a seven foot spider woman.

 

[eviljackspicer]

He probably watched a Logan Paul video.

 

[thycondrius]

Asking you girlfriend for Backdoor Access can lead to some discussion in the relationship. It should be done in a nice enviroment where she feels safe and relaxed. do not pressure her into it.

 

[Rodemu]

Uhh why do you guys or girls instantly think of sexual stuff? Seems to me she means the food... two plates of it, shoves the plate towards him and even stares down at the food on the last page. And even if it's not about the food it's most likely something simple.

 

[Rodemu]

Asking you girlfriend for ANAL can lead to some discussion in the relationship. It should be done in a nice enviroment where she feels safe and relaxed. do not pressure her into it.

Bro what the fk are you on about who even mentioned anal? Keep your degenerate sex life outta here.

 

[BP]

Uhh why do you guys or girls instantly think of sexual stuff? Seems to me she means the food... two plates of it, shoves the plate towards him and even stares down at the food on the last page. And even if it's not about the food it's most likely something simple.

Bro, it's obvious she found his porn stash.

 

[Rodemu]

Bro, it's obvious she found his porn stash.

Perhaps but does the dude even need those when he has her

 

[Alesund]

absolutely netorase play

It's funny how many people took this seriously.

 

[chojinra]

When you’re too freaky even to your eldritch horror girlfriend…

Perhaps but does the dude even need those when he has her

ah, you sweet, summer child…

 

[schmackinthedack]

What if we cuck them out of their cuckold fantasy. Like all the signs are pointing to cheating, then SIKE, it was a misdirection from the author. That guy she seemed suspiciously close with really was just a friend who harboured no romantic feelings toward her, but even if he did, he respected their relationship too much to try anything, and the main lead had complete trust in his GF and knew she would never cheat, so he never had any insecurities about their friendship. What are they gonna do? Accuse the author of cucking them? Aren't they into that?

 

[Geardofwario]

why do cucks project themselves onto everything

LMAOOOO 🥶

 

[Sticcersy]

What if we cuck them out of their cuckold fantasy. Like all the signs are pointing to cheating, then SIKE, it was a misdirection from the author. That guy she seemed suspiciously close with really was just a friend who harboured no romantic feelings toward her, but even if he did, he respected their relationship too much to try anything, and the main lead had complete trust in his GF and knew she would never cheat, so he never had any insecurities about their friendship. What are they gonna do? Accuse the author of cucking them? Aren't they into that?

YOU TOO. GO OUTSIDE. Leave these people be to frolic away from the sun and the alleys.

It's scat. It's definitely scat.

He want some of that monster golden poopoo on his chest.

You! Vvvv vvvv vvvv vvvvv vvvvvvvvvv... Q vvvv vvv vvvv vvvv....

 

[Rjgamersxbr]

Hes into child po- this account has been terminated

Death by testicular torsion, or ovary torsion if woman

 

[yeahhhhhhhhno]

Death by testicular torsion, or ovary torsion if woman

Testicular Torsion, Ovarian Explosion

 

[yeahhhhhhhhno]

YOU TOO. GO OUTSIDE. Leave these people be to frolic away from the sun and the alleys.

You! Vvvv vvvv vvvv vvvvv vvvvvvvvvv... Q vvvv vvv vvvv vvvv....

I said nothing but the truth, the people deserve to hear me speak. I won't bend down to your TYRANNY and yeah, holy shit, I need to go outside.

 

[PsychoTexan]

Boyfriend absolutely had some degenerate requests. Enough that she was still miffed but nothing bad enough that Taya wouldn’t still make dinner for him.

Would be hilarious if she found out he was a major Monster Musume Rachnera fan or something.

later pineapple joke may be related.

 

[Bobdillan69]

why do cucks project themselves onto everything

Cause they want to distract themselves from their sad existence, instead of actually improving it. (cause that would require them to stop being cucks).

 

[Sticcersy]

I said nothing but the truth, the people deserve to hear me speak. I won't bend down to your TYRANNY and yeah, holy shit, I need to go outside.

Do not feed food to rats, even if it is merely scraps. On the side note, I think a mandated extraterrestrial insectoid-horror gf would be good. Or a gf in general. Also, take slow steps. Go jog.... Its awesome...

 

[VectorPlex]

At first I suspected something freaky, but after several rereads (because I enjoy this so much), I realized that Taya must simply be surprised and uncomfortable to learn Haru is sexually interested. She's had a rough time with humans, sees herself as a monster, and despite living together, she didn't see it coming. Too cute.

 

[Amariithynar]

why do cucks project themselves onto everything

I mean, it's the one thing they're good at....?