My New Girlfriend Is Not Human? - Vol. 2 Ch. 58 - I got back into shape

[Robinisback]

Not only bro got a hot dummy thicc spider girlfriend, he got his leg and career back and survived by a shady surgery by the bootleg Neco Arc, he is now he is strong enough to give UPPIES to his girlfriend now.

 

[ScarecrowB]

I still can't get over how I thought she was gonna use some youkai magic to heal his leg but instead it was some shady surgery using some shady anesthesia

 

[davidna]

GODdamn I'm not drooling you're drooling 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Onion ninja is confused

 

[W-Scarecrow]

 

[W-Scarecrow]

Onion ninja is confused

Yeah, this is the work of MSG Ninja

Cos that shit makes you thirsty!

 

[booterror]

I still can't get over how I thought she was gonna use some youkai magic to heal his leg but instead it was some shady surgery using some shady anesthesia

Exactly. I figured we were going to fix this with SEKRIT SPIDERMOMMY YOUKAI MAGIK...

...But we got like Cyberpunk 2077 back alley ripperdoc surgery from Spidermommy and her army of cybernetic youkai spiders, with drugs from a catdoc.

 

[JohannesKT69]

Our MC has light in his eyes and, if Hajime No Ippo taught me something, it's that light in his eyes means he is about to make an epic comeback
-Starts playing "Weight of My Pride" in the background-

 

[Boomburst]

Wasn't she confirmed to be extremely heavy? How the hell is he doing push up w her on his back?

Shows how much his leg was holding him back.

 

[jackjack9]

Haru really got back in to shape. Good for him.

 

[AlexP113]

Man I legitimately feel really happy for him. I know it’s just a comic, but it gives me hope that maybe I can bounce back one day as well.

You can bounce back bro, even if something huge happened you can always get back up, little by little, step by step.
Even if you don't notice any change day by day, you will make progress, trust me bro, you can do it.

 

[Yuuki_Kataishi]

Bro got back into shape in like 1 month. Like, damn, that's hella crazy.

Probably because he's already been there that he can climb back up with great ease compared to most.

 

[MarqFJA87]

Okay, now it makes more sense: his femurs were missing too many pieces (probably pulverized to literal dust) to properly heal, so they implanted metal rods to hold the remaining pieces together. I assume Taya used her silk to fill in the gaps between those pieces and solidly bind them together.

 

[The-German]

Well that's a nifty keepsake huh? Nothing like a chunk of medical grade titanium extracted from your leg by your hottie spiderwife during a back alley surgery in your house overseen by a cat providing you with illegal non habit forming opioids.

„Sir, he‘s built different“

 

[Niro]

Wasn't she confirmed to be extremely heavy? How the hell is he doing push up w her on his back?

GUTS

 

[MacMeaties]

Bro got back into shape in like 1 month. Like, damn, that's hella crazy.

I'm not claiming it's a realistic time frame but getting back into shape and/or putting muscle back on you've already had but lost is MUCH easier than putting it on in the first place.

 

[Eloquento]

Wa-wa-wa-wait!

In one chapter, he couldn't lift his wife because of her anatomy. And here he does push-ups with her on his back. Okay, let's pretend that she didn't put her full weight on it.

I am happy for our guy that he can finally follow his dream.

 

[psuedonymous]

Scientifically Accurate Spider Wife: spiker silk has not only been used for centuries as a thread for wound sutures, but spider silk (And silk derived Firoin) has been used as a protein scaffold for bone tissue culturing and regeneration.

 

[crazimatrix]

Bro got back into shape in like 1 month. Like, damn, that's hella crazy.

yes also best to maintain than fluctuating in and out of shape

 

[eenameename]

HOLD ON!

THIS IS JUST AN ELABORATE PLOY BY TAYA TO GET HUBBY INTO GREAT SHAPE SO THEY CAN HAVE BETTER SEX!

probably not, given the author's views and desires: https://x.com/NeitheYAGI/status/1873303433182417056#m

 

[crazimatrix]

Wasn't she confirmed to be extremely heavy? How the hell is he doing push up w her on his back?

Man's sexually active with her, maybe he has muscles but thick fat layer, so body tone workouts?