My New Girlfriend Is Not Human? - Vol. 3 Ch. 190 - My aunt is seething

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It's a shame he wasn't infatuated with the letter Z. Zwitter would have been great.

Germans know what I mean...
Someone should've told ZwitterCo, the water filtration company that is my first search result for this word. I don't think I want to drink the hermaphrodite water...
 
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Grandma (instant deathglare) : BITCH, I RIDE BONE DADDY 12-INCHER EVERY NIGHT AND STILL MAKE HIM SQUEAL LIKE A GOOD LITTLE PIGGY EVEN AFTER ALL THOSE YEARS TOGETHER : YOU DO NOT WANT THAT SMOKE, TRUST ME.
 
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Jade Prime pissed him off enough trying to trap him in the moon that he's probably good for the rest of his wife's remaining lifespan.
Part of me honestly wonders if that was intentional on her part. Ragebaiting a god of vengeance while talking about what a shame it is that he's run out of hate - surely there's no way of stumbling on that punchline by accident.
 
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Man, Bone Daddy is gonna need to find a new source of hate.
I've got a crackpot theory here - that's what the scuffle on the moon was all about. The rabbit promised to wreck Amaterasu, but in the end Taya did all the heavy lifting. So the least she could do to compensate for the resulting uneven deal is to provide the grandpa with that new source of hate, namely herself, so he could survive for longer. The folklore rabbits are known to be non-malicious tricksters after all, such a play wouldn't be that out of place. She got what she wanted, everyone else got what they deserved.
 

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