Doesn’t it hurt to squeeze them? I don’t know first hand, never held one before. Must be nice. I want to die lol
I don't know from first hand experience, but the majority of my friends are girls and yes we have talked about such things as they are also weed / degenerates. From what I have been told from a few different perspectives, is that it really depends on the girl and the person they are with. Some feel pain and dislike it, whilst others feel pain and like it and others still can just feel pleasure if its done in the right way; however something to keep in mind is that most of the breasts are just fatty deposits with the same skin as any other part of the body, so it would be a some what similar situation to squeezing a fat belly. Whilst the areas around the nipples do have more pain receptors and are their for more likely to feel pleasure / pain. Similar to men in that way.
Also to note I am asexual and do not want sex, so I am not someone to look for advice on how to get it.
Also just from a quick search on the web I found this site which might give you a bit of insight.
https://www.drheidipeverill.com/breast-pain
Also I can understand the jokeish nature of saying "I want to die" But trust me sex really isn't the end all and be all of life. Yes it can be a nice experience however you can find equal enjoyment from living a good life by doing your hobbies and making friends.