This is just....
One teacher stuck in a drainage pipe half-naked with her student boyfriend (because she ordered him inside and then climbed in after him, knowing full well it wasn't that big)... and the other one just orgasmed from a bicycle tyre (because somehow she got tangled up in it) and is presently trying to pee in a plastic bottle.
When you've gone this far past even cleaning product commercial levels ("whoops I spilt coffee, ketchup and motor oil on the livingroom carpet again"), it really isn't remotely believable any more.