Nani no Torie mo Nai Heibon na Ore ga Bijin Futago Shimai o Inochigake de Tasuketa Kekka, Jitsu wa Yandere datta ni Futari o Gachi Horesaseteshimatta…

[HelioCesar]

Stub doll speedrun any % 😭

 

[KuroViLolitannia]

 

[S0LUS]

Young man you just stepped on a landmine

"stepped" is too gentle a word to describe what he just did. try... 'stomped', perhaps. 'jumped on', maybe. 'executed a flawless aerial axe kick from the 2nd story balcony', even. and the landmine wasn't even buried, it was sitting atop a crate of clearly-labeled TNT & he still went for it

 

[BG9]

Gotta be hitting worst dialogue options as if speedrunning bad ending

 

[DrarRV]

Yandere is as dangerous as a head pat.

 

[Knithzero]

Dude needs more brains