Can't keep secrets if they get you into big enough trouble to involve others you want to keep it a secret from. Lesson: Don't do things you need to keep secret.
Goblins and orcs. Classic enemies.
Yeah, that sure looks more like a tool than a weapon. Too clunky.
Dunno, fighting harpies in the forest seems like it would give them a disadvantage. Depending on ranged capabilities, of course.
Butcher vs baker. Who will win?
Killing is hard. Killing should be hard.
Saw someone leaving a house. Immediately assumes theft. A.k.a. make shit up to blame someone.
That's a fair thing to use your fame and reputation for.
You tell 'em.
He looks like a totally nice guy. Nothing to worry about with that emperor.