In 3.5e D&D, house cats were notorious for being able to absolutely slaughter level 1 adventurers and commoners. With their relatively high hit dice and low chance to be hit because of size and dexterity, they made for hilariously potent killing machines.This guy could get killed by a cat and still go "That cat was cute as f**k as it tore out my liver".
This guy could literally be given a million dollars by a person and still say, "Turn back into a cat, you disgusting piece of shit."This guy could get killed by a cat and still go "That cat was cute as f**k as it tore out my liver".
Probably not.Bet he thinks the way cat piss smells is cute too.