holy moly, i vaguely remember this one lol. It's.... kinda lame, yeah.... OH MY GAWD THE STRING IS SHUTTING OFF MY CIRCULATION BUT INSTEAD OF REMOVING IT, I'LL JUST FLIP UPSIDE DOWN AND USE MY FEET.... ahhhhhhhh.... I don't even know. I just don't even know. It's like the author knew this was FATED to be terrible and just gave it everything he... didn't have.
But it's schlocky fun. I started off with an NES myself, so it's a kick of nostalgia for me, living and dying with every extra life and continue.
Sigh. Old times.