Ningen no Kaikata - Vol. 1 Ch. 5 - Words

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Demon be like: Ğ̸̡̡̡̟̥̼͈̹͍̄̀́ơ̵̛̛͖͇̼̹̗͉̳̓͋͋́̀̈́͑͒̔͆̇̀̃̀͂̈́̆͗͛̓̎̊͆̽̐̆̌͂͘̕͘͠ͅo̵̟̫̮̲̅̌́̌̋̇̄͒̌̿͌̈́͌͆̕d̶̡̛͔͈̻͖͔̲̝̟̲̤͖̬͉̉͂̓͒̈̊͒̉͗͝ ̴̛͚̣̮̉̓̄͑͒̈̍̔̓͊̾̄̐͒̓͗̏͗̊̇̈́̓̑̿͑̈́̇̑͐̚͝͠͠͝m̷̡͚̪̹͍̹̗͙͓͖̦̫͖͓̬̠̰̩͓̲̗̲̝̙̙͙̰̓o̶̮̦͉̯͚̰͓̹͙̼͆͐͝r̷̡͍̖͙̪̞̝̺͉̄̇͑͌́̒̅͆̇͆̋̈͊̈́͗͋̀̓̃̉̾̍̊̐͊͌̋̕͜͝n̶̨̢̳̱̜̩̬̦͕̮͈̟̜̗͈̞͚̹̬̩̙̣̺̗̦͙̱̘̘̗̭̙̣̭̄́̑̒̔̃͆͆̅̌͋̍͗̃̅̈́̃̽̄̏̒̚͘̕͠͝͝ͅȋ̴̧̨̦͔̮̾̀̎͆͛̑͋̇́̊̃̀͘̚͘̕n̶̡̡̢̧̨̟̹̘͓̘̬̫̗̖͕̞͍͕̻̞̟̫̜̝̭̲͚̗̱͚̩͈̼͌͗̌͗͌̍̊͋̈́̓͑̈́̐̊g̴̢̨̧̫̯̰͍͓̦̜͔̖̹̗̹͙̻̳̻̀́̽̂̅̑̉̊̅̑̃͐̈́̐̓͗̉͊̎̒̀̃̀̋͑̆͊̂̈̏̚̕͜ͅ ̵͔̆ͅ





Human, the pet: alright... Here come sweet dead.
 
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Good thing the monster just happened to pick the right human language to learn…


But honestly, it would’ve been way funnier if the monster had to test them one by one. Like

-Monster: “Bonjour.”
-Human: *confused stare
-Monster : "Comment ca va?"
-Human: ????
* Monster crosses ‘French’ off the list

-Monster :“Okay, not this one. Next…”
*flips page
-Monster : “Arabic? Wait,why’s it written backwards?! ”
-Monster : sighs “Only 398 left to go.”
 

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