I want the Pomeranian army taxi just so I can leisurely relax with sunglasses and freak out random passersby.
Just imagine it, you're walking down the side walk and suddenly an army of Pomeranians round the corner up ahead, that's weird enough but as they get closer you notice some guy is kicking back and lounging on the dogs, wearing sunglasses and without a care in the world.
I want to be that guy.