Daughter: "Dad.. you believe.. that girls can love girls?
<starts pulling out painting of FemaleLead before getting interrupted>"
Dad: "lolno, why would
anyone want a women when they could have a strong young
man?
<Pulls out his own painting of MaleLead in a Banana Hammock> Ahh, such beauty... if only I could have been privileged to marry a man
![glee :glee: :glee:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
"
Daughter: "
<stops pulling out painting of FemaleLead in a bikini> err, yes, that was the p-point I was making.. father..
![angery :angery: :angery:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
"
Dad: "Why are you crying?
<starts licking abs on his painting of MaleLead> ![aquadrink :aquadrink: :aquadrink:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
"
Daughter: "I-I was just so moved by the beauty of your p-portrait you had made..
<hides her painting of FemaleLead further away>"
Dad: "Well, lets see your painting of the fabulous young lad!
![meguu :meguu: :meguu:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
"
Daughter: "I-I'm too ashamed, yours is s-soo much better than mine
![haa :haa: :haa:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
"
Dad: "Fine, I'll commission my painter to make another for you. Of course, I'll keep the better one
![smugchisato :smugchisato: :smugchisato:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
"
Daughter: "O-of course father
![notlikethis :notlikethis: :notlikethis:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
"