Henceforth, that one goon will be known as Mr. What.
A typical conversation between Mr. What and somebody new:
Random Goon (RG): "What's your name?"
Mr. What: "Yeah."
RG: "I asked what's your name?"
Mr. What: "Why ask if you already know it?"
RG: "I don't. Can't you just say it?"
Mr. What: "What."
RG: "Your name, what is it?"
Mr. What: "Yeah, that's right."