"Shit sister. just because i LEAVE the party... it doesn't mean the world is doomed. didn't they have any replacements?"
"Oh they did... but Ares did behave like a manchild he is. so they flipped him the bird and left."
"well damn."
Yeah, I guess ya got me; I do, indeed, care if the world ends. bet that elf-marryin' window ain't opening up again any time soon, so points 2 and 3 better be pretty important, too