Somehow this made me laugh more than it should have.Commander: Hold onto your swords
-But sir the swords went flying.
-Then block them with your shields
-... Umm sir but the shields also vanished.
-... ... Motherfu...
Parry his heartbeat straight out of his body.If only he would just kill him 🙄
Elite Himbo StatusAh another chance for MC to prove he does indeed not have a functioning brain
my parents often told me that ignorance begets harm, and stupid people are the most lethal weapon that could bring end to our world. man totally can parry heads.Nah, parrying only works against something dangerous. There's nothing dangerous in this guy's head, only emptiness.
He parried his brain cells and the real concept of Parry so we got Parry (Disarm)That ain't no way shape or form of any parry, that's a goddamn disarm.
He hid monsters in a country he was trying to invade, hid an entire army inside enemy territory and laid waste to a city. Say what you will about his ego but even a moron in power can be dangerous, and he's proofNah, parrying only works against something dangerous. There's nothing dangerous in this guy's head, only emptiness.