"no woman wants to receive a facial" maaan, you need to actually talk to women, some of us want guys (or girls, or both) to do far worse shit to them than dump cum on their face
He's not wrong about it being very dangerous to get cum in the eyes. Cum doesn't just contain sperm. It contains oils and chemicals to protect the sperm and to neutralize the acidity of various chemicals in the vagina. Getting that kind of stuff in your eye is really bad for you.