Otoyomegatari - Vol. 3 Ch. 13 - Request

[MangaDex]

 

[MP20895]

Holy moly... The author really did a splendid job capturing the beauty of Middle Asian women. I have always had a great liking for them.

 

[ilaya]

finally we see mr Smith's eyes!

 

[Nono215600]

Alternative solution : Take the mother

 

[SotiCoto]

Oh man... I know that feel...

When I'm playing Crusader Kings 2 and I get a notification from the Caliph of Egypt saying he wants my latest daughter as a 3rd wife for his son...

... so I send assassins to murder him for the audacity... and then the moment the son inherits, I get a notification from him asking to marry my daughter... so out go the assassins again (I'll give you a taste of my shoe, you fucking heretics!)...

And then about a hundred years later I'm sick and tired of killing off the entire Abbasid Caliphate one by one for sending insulting proposals for my daughters... and 1090 rolls around and I'm like "please mr pope, can we change the target of the crusades from Jerusalem to Cairo?" ... Well whatever. The Crusades start and I just conquer Egypt for shits & giggles (Deus Vult, motherfucker!)... and then some newly converted setrap in Persia asks for my granddaughter and the cycle continues.


... Yeah.

Then I start a new game as vikings... and the Caliph of Egypt wants my daughter again... so I send the longships to Alexandria, looting and pillaging up and down the Nile (I VILL DRINK FROM YOR SKULL!!), then steal all his wives and daughters and sacrifice them to Odin in the blot. Payback is a bitch, huh?

 

[Razeu]

@Nono215600 agreed

 

[ColonelCrisp]

@SotiCoto That is beautiful.

 

[SotiCoto]

@ColonelCrisp : And now Crusader Kings 3 is a thing... though I probably won't play it until they've done a few patches and expansion packs. I'm not even a strategy gamer, typically... but the Crusader Kings games are so fuckin good. They really are. Both as a motivation to learn history AND as a motivation to mess up history for the lulz.

 

[ViEmlleSzDias]

@SotiCoto
Wow. That was... wow.
Unbelievable.

 

[tremor3258]

Pg 21 may be the best 'beauty shot' portrait I've ever seen in periodical art.

 

[Pagemistress]

Oh man... I know that feel...

When I'm playing Crusader Kings 2 and I get a notification from the Caliph of Egypt saying he wants my latest daughter as a 3rd wife for his son...

... so I send assassins to murder him for the audacity... and then the moment the son inherits, I get a notification from him asking to marry my daughter... so out go the assassins again (I'll give you a taste of my shoe, you fucking heretics!)...

And then about a hundred years later I'm sick and tired of killing off the entire Abbasid Caliphate one by one for sending insulting proposals for my daughters... and 1090 rolls around and I'm like "please mr pope, can we change the target of the crusades from Jerusalem to Cairo?" ... Well whatever. The Crusades start and I just conquer Egypt for shits & giggles (Deus Vult, motherfucker!)... and then some newly converted setrap in Persia asks for my granddaughter and the cycle continues.


... Yeah.

Then I start a new game as vikings... and the Caliph of Egypt wants my daughter again... so I send the longships to Alexandria, looting and pillaging up and down the Nile (I VILL DRINK FROM YOR SKULL!!), then steal all his wives and daughters and sacrifice them to Odin in the blot. Payback is a bitch, huh?

Did all of them only want them as not-first wives?