Thanks, translator.
I legitimately didn't recognize Elvis and Michael from their poses alone.
@SirBernardOftheValley that's kind of why I'm reading this. I'm incredibly late to this party, and I'm not about to read an entire wiki when I have an illustrated CliffNotes version right here.
Buddy, you're a boy, make a big noise
Playing in the street, gonna be a big man someday
You got mud on your face, you big disgrace
Kicking your can all over the place