Oversimplified SCP - Ch. 144 - SCP-2115

[MangaDex]

 

[You_N_Me]

MY GOD, UNPROTECTED HAND HOLDING

 

[LazyDays]

handholding leads to babies!
I knew it!

... wait, but did that D Class personnel get to stay alive to raise his alien baby?

 

[aloysiusks]

Multi dimensional dating sim

 

[Dante107]

Unprotected hand holding!

What is the url of this site and how soon can I sign up?

 

[mister_nobody]

What's the Moral division doing!? Handholding is NOT user friendly!! What do we do if our children start copying it, oh my goodness God! I don't even dare to think about it!

 

[negane]

so multi dimensional/timeline tinder then?

 

[Filuth]

Ah yes, the greatest horror of all; teenage pregnancy.

 

[Haydrion101]

I'd use the service.

 

[AgentKuga]

see handholding makes you pregnant

 

[Operation_Recon]

Keeping in mind that most D-class personnel are death-row inmates, it's somewhat surprising that they got any "matches" to begin with. Maybe inter-dimensional beings are just that desperate, just like us.

 

[HDMI1]

Those are some buff 26 y/o females.

 

[EclipseWolf]

@LazyDays Nope, he died in an experiment with another SCP 3 weeks before the baby arrives

 

[Tsubae]

Give us the Monster Girl dating site, why can't we have this? damn you SCP!

on another unrelated note, 271074, 274421, 239567, 226184, 236554, 206446, 178389, 225422, 211085.

it's not much, but it's wholesome

 

[Fraxis]

@Tsubae Thank you kind sir, regrettably I have already seen all of them, at least I know there are more Cultured Fellows in this world.

 

[Slavin]

SCP speed dating never happened. Anyone who claims to remember such an event should report to Site Command for the administration of Class-A amnesiac.

 

[Scrwd]

@Tsubae
Mason, i know these numbers

 

[nightmoves17]

NO GLOVE, NO LOVE! USE PROTECTION!

 

[guardian1102]

Dating with SCP creatures!

 

[SemperSolus]

Female het 12
Not carbon-based or possessing acidic secx fluids, but lookin for a good time anyway
People in my universe are physically mature and legally able to consent ag age 7 i swear