Dr. wondertainment knows what kids like, just doesn't know how to make them kid friendly and incapable of making the kid disappear from this plane of existence.
@black1210 Also, not sure if the sapient shadows have the ability to learn or be anything other than mindless slaves. If they're not unpredictable, they're not Euclid. This might be addressed in the full report but it's a good question nonetheless. The shadows themselves would possibly be labeled as their own SCP numbers (see 231's offspring) just to differentiate between them though.
So if I were to paint a female shadow for "certain needs," what happens after finishing? Would the stuff float, or be uneffected by the invisible body from the shadow?