Oversimplified SCP - Ch. 58 - SCP-1136

[MangaDex]

 

[AgentKuga]

The last page, the credits page, killed me.

 

[Phuocphuc46]

You drew what every men desires

 

[BasilD]

This is the perfect credits page

 

[Hoanghoiham]

Scp 1136 having sex with scp 682...

 

[Victormg]

"the containment of all wild speciment expected to be extreme difficult if possible"
Should be keter.

 

[Soleilsky]

@Hoanghoiham

Lets see...Immortal gravity manipulating lizards that cause singularity bombs when ever they take damage?
with an added hatred of humanity that rivals doomguy hating demons or goblin slayer hating goblins?

Sounds great...

 

[Boomburst]

Yeah, I was actually about to note that. If it is going to be extremely difficult, then that means the classification should be keter.
Also, the researcher that decided to opt for vivisection on a creature that causes gravitational distortions and untold damage when it gets startled... which what vivisection would probably do. I don't normally say this about SCP, but that researcher needs to get fired.

 

[Meridis]

*at credits page*
well, they did say there would be a market for scp porn in japan. Guess Dr. Bright pulled it off.

as for the classification, it's hard to say. It was Euclid, until they made a completely unnecessary mistake and let them out into the wild. Even then, it still doesn't seem like a real Keter, as they could pretty easily contain them when they find em, just that they're having trouble finding a bunch of lizards in the wild with no distinct features until shit goes sideways, literally.

 

[starburst98]

@meridis, they weren't released, they were always in the wild, it's just telling a gravity lizard from a normal lizard is impossible from the outside until one blows you away.

 

[nachtness]

so why a wiId specimen of gravity manipuIator Iizard that hard to find in wiId because Iots of simiIiarities with other Iizards around it cIassified as eucIid?

edit : just checked comment beIow me and got even more confused

 

[IJustMadeThisToComment]

I'd be pretty terrified too if I knew my guts were going to be opened.

 

[starburst98]

@nachtness i think you need some commas or something, i have no idea what you asked.

 

[phage83]

@Boomburst I think that problem corrected itself as he did get fired... out of a building.

 

[jasty]

It's a bit unclear what it means for a gravitational shift to align with the lizard's "orientation".
Does that mean the direction it is facing? The direction the body is pointing?
Maybe it's like a gecko and can stick to a wall but then that wall becomes gravitational down?

I wish it was more explicit about the anomalous gravity.

 

[Zael]

@phage you mean "atmosphere". 🤣

@nachtness maybe they weren't aware of the ones in the wild before the incident? Agreed that the classification should be upgraded, I mean especially after the severity of their manipulation was discovered. Could have been even worse if the baby lizard was facing towards earth..

 

[AbuHajaar]

That credits page basically summarizes the lolfoundation

 

[GoblinGuy]

The reason for the classification is that while it's really hard to gather them all up and bring them to a facility, it is somewhat easy to restrict the area where they naturally live and keep people out so they don't get smuggled all over the world accidentally. They're not safe because you can't put them in a box/room, but not keter because you can keep them in one place.

 

[KINGJOE]

Oh my,what a kinky drawing

 

[Aldis]

The credit page is what Dr. Bright want to sell in Germany