Ponari sweat lol. Old stuff managed to creep into SCP wtf.
A bit of context on the 'actual' Ponari Sweat:
There was this Indonesian kid back in 2009, who claimed to possess a magic stone (iirc he found it after got struck by lightning or something something can't remember the detail anymore), and if he dunk the stone in water, that water can cure any disease. Got famous, was in TV.
Guess the kid's name; yep, he's called Ponari. Pocari Sweat (the Japanese sport/electrolyte drink) was already widespread in Indonesia at the time, and ofc we have to call that magic water that Ponari produced as... Ponari Sweat. (yum 🤮)