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Give me PropofolQoTD 225: You're going to be executed via electrocution. Before the hyper-voltage puts you to eternal sleep, you're allowed to have one last meal. What will it be?
Big BenQoTD 225: You're going to be executed via electrocution. Before the hyper-voltage puts you to eternal sleep, you're allowed to have one last meal. What will it be?
Actually I work for the entire hydrosphere but focus more on the ocean.
Omaigado is canibalismo.Big Ben![]()
I want you, yes YOU John Yogurt, to give serve me an omelette with a heart shaped ketchup drawing on it.
Got your loopholes protected more than a lawyer. Impressive.Have you forgotten? You're in death row because you brutally killed a family of 4, including a mentally retarded minor. Apparently you saw something so offensive on that retard's phone that you kidnapped the minor, beat the shit out of them, and then started feeling them some weird abomination of your semen and milk, that you called "mystery yogurt." You then slowly amputated the minor, while spouting random nonsense that your victim squirm out of fear, in front of the other family members you kidnapped. They were terrified, @Mangamoz. After the remnants of the retard's pitiful, pitiful life force vanished, you proceeded to feed the remains to the rest of the family, while making them binge "There's No Way I'll Be Your Lover! Unless...", before drowning them in "holy water".
In other words, I don't think I can cook very well.![]()
Have you forgotten? You're in death row because you brutally killed a family of 4, including a mentally retarded minor. Apparently you saw something so offensive on that retard's phone that you kidnapped the minor, beat the shit out of them, and then started feeling them some weird abomination of your semen and milk, that you called "mystery yogurt." You then slowly amputated the minor, while spouting random nonsense that your victim squirm out of fear, in front of the other family members you kidnapped. They were terrified, @Mangamoz. After the remnants of the retard's pitiful, pitiful life force vanished, you proceeded to feed the remains to the rest of the family, while making them binge "There's No Way I'll Be Your Lover! Unless...", before drowning them in "holy water".
In other words, I don't think I can cook very well.![]()
@bigboichinQoTD 225: You're going to be executed via electrocution. Before the hyper-voltage puts you to eternal sleep, you're allowed to have one last meal. What will it be?
The tail of pedronimo plated and buttered,,, i think id be fine dying if i had that,,,QoTD 225: You're going to be executed via electrocution. Before the hyper-voltage puts you to eternal sleep, you're allowed to have one last meal. What will it be?
Hmmmmmmmmmm, last meals are usually insane so... Smoked Salmon (Skin on), Half a Brisket, no sauce, doesn't need it, Combination Lo Mein and Fried Rice (With duck sauce and soy sauce of course), 3 beefs on a stick, 3 chickens on a stick, 20 fried pork dumplings, and force CiCi's to make their Macaroni Pizza the way they used to, and parmesan cheese packets too. Oh! And Spinach and Banana Smoothie. OH and Bon-Chan, go to Bon-Chan, five of their Korean BBQ Sauced Chicken Legs; thank you.QoTD 225: You're going to be executed via electrocution. Before the hyper-voltage puts you to eternal sleep, you're allowed to have one last meal. What will it be?
They're going to fire up that chair and you're going to smell like a BBQ competition.Hmmmmmmmmmm, last meals are usually insane so... Smoked Salmon (Skin on), Half a Brisket, no sauce, doesn't need it, Combination Lo Mein and Fried Rice (With duck sauce and soy sauce of course), 3 beefs on a stick, 3 chickens on a stick, 20 fried pork dumplings, and force CiCi's to make their Macaroni Pizza the way they used to, and parmesan cheese packets too. Oh! And Spinach and Banana Smoothie. OH and Bon-Chan, go to Bon-Chan, five of their Korean BBQ Sauced Chicken Legs; thank you.
Heh, they think they'll get their execution. I mean they might but, I'm going to leave that room smelling like an outhouse.
I was framed.QoTD 225: You're going to be executed via electrocution. Before the hyper-voltage puts you to eternal sleep, you're allowed to have one last meal. What will it be?
The guard's heart and it's liverQoTD 225: You're going to be executed via electrocution. Before the hyper-voltage puts you to eternal sleep, you're allowed to have one last meal. What will it be?
225: Hmm... I must have done something extremely heinous in a US state that still uses the electric chair. Regardless of how I got myself into this situation, I get a last meal.QoTD 225: You're going to be executed via electrocution. Before the hyper-voltage puts you to eternal sleep, you're allowed to have one last meal. What will it be?