I don't know why people complain. No one should have expected this to have amazing writing. We're here for the junk food. It's really bad for you, but I'm sure as hell still going to enjoy it.
Also, those ugly f*ckers need some removal from the gene pool. Poor Ephthal, a bunch of his descendants shagged a pig at some point and screwed up the genetics. Luckily for himself, he won a babe of a mother.