stupid bodyguards : Hey , we really should let this skinny brat go alone to the negotiation with the kidnappers . Yeah , it is a good idea , nothing bad can happen . We guards are too busy , wanking our d!cks , to go with him .
not-straight kidnapper : Hold this pretty boy down so I can "penetrate" him with my "hard , sharp , shiny dagger" , bah hah hah .
- brat : Just who are you ?
- bakayarou the b!tch : Just an average guy who serves as an average zero a$$hole .
- That is one half-a$$ed backstory . Wait , this is not One Punch Man manga .
Page 13 : Do you know what we should do to some ugly newborn baby goblins ? Check out the end of Goblin Slayer chapter 2 for more details , lol .
Lusty princess : I have already tasted all the d!cks of my human guards , their d!cks are so small . Now I want to taste the d!ck of some inhuman goblin . This is my main reason to join you .
Page 19 : The "wives" are such greedy b!tches , they live in a stinking goblin cave , so what do they want to buy with 1 million gold ? More d!ldos to shove inside their loose holes ?
What is with the modern wheeled suitcase in page 20 ? This is supposed to be a medieval setting . the author and artist is so stupid .