Don't be "normal." Be happy.
She turns into an idiot on occasion anyway.
If you want him to stop thinking about your boobs, stop using them as weapons.
The part where it said that people are affected by group psychology in various ways with an example of someone doing his own thing, made me think of the MC in Gatchaman Crowds, second season.
That's called being ungrateful. Well, she knows she's got a bit of a temperament.