Not a closet pervert to enjoy the sight of your pretty girlfriend. Neither closeted nor perverted.
Of course she's going all out. She's a simple creature.
Collisions like that are normal in these sports. I played handball, which is a bit tougher but from what people say less dirty than basketball.
"Sprains tend to come back."
Yeah, unlike bones, they don't heal to become stronger than before, but remain weaker.
"Protect the fragile princess!"
Spot on. Too needy to let him leave and emotionally unstable.
Talking about him as if he's not there...
"Your girlfriend's a real clown."
At least she's a funny clown.
As soon as it gets to things that might be embarrassing, bet your ass your friends will be all over it.