MC: "I've seen almost every person I know ripped into pieces to the point that I don't know who's arm and foot belong to which corpse, and then I usually have to administer a mercy killing and murder the ones left alive.
I started when I was Six, and by the time I was Eight I had killed more humans and monsters than anyone alive today.
Also, I cleared an entire continent by myself, and the 'Army' won't let me retire and I trying to stop-loss my service."
Dumb fucking idiot: "How dare he try to stop when he is allowed to stop; I've had to be rich and feel poopy from my parents, so he needs to keep me in power!"
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck that.