Today's lesson for young children:
Beware of "Handholding"...! It can lead to "Cheek Kissing" and as everyone knows, cheek kissing causes unwanted pregnancies!
I just hope that Satoru will take responsibility for this highly immoral act!
I also hope that Saotome doesn't name the child after ME! At my age, this senile old cowardly pervert could never outrun a jealous Satoru!