I'm a trained nurse and I've seen and treated my fair share of constipated patients. Never in my whole career have I seen such a fascinating treatment method. But I guess he knows what he's doing. Next time I'm dealing with a constipated person, I suggest to them that I massage their abdomen while forcing a long and veiny "bird neck" up their ass. Not that shoving something up your ass while being constipated isn't a viable treatment method, no no, but in this case either the bird starts spraying some liquid soon or I start calling BS on our dude. Such a fraud.