“As mother always said, ‘The best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach!’
So I learned how to cook/process/transform any type of food into powerful, heart-stopping toxins! That way, I don’t even need poisons to quietly kill my targets, and no one is able to find any evidence on me!
![Big grin :D :D](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
“
*3 years later*
“LOL I can’t believe you used to think your mother’s advise was about assassinations.”
“Uuuuugh stop bringing up my embarrassing past! And the skills I learned were still useful!!”
“lol I suppose. Btw did you ever learn how to cook properly?”
“Yeah! Now that I know mother wasn’t talking about a guy’s LITERAL heart, I use my cooking to knock ‘em unconscious so I can drag them away for brainwashing! That way, their ‘heart’ falls under my control! Muahahaha!
![Big grin :D :D](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
”
“😐
You still don’t get it. 😒”