Senki Survival Saga - Isekai no Unmei wo Kaketa Mujintou Fujun Iseikouyuu - Ch. 41 - A disaster can be the catalyst for a breakthrough

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despite all the shit going on in this chapter, all i can think about now is the first time i was exposed to balut. a coworker brought some in for his lunch and it was the most rancid fucking thing i ever smelled, worse than any other corpse i've had to deal with. bro opened his little lunchbox and i had to leave for air because of it. he insisted it wasn't rotten, but i think it was definitely fermented or some shit and i could not in a million years imagine trying to get that shit anywhere near enough to my face to try to eat it, texture/flavor be damned. absolutely fucking rancid & further cemented my world view that 99% of "delicacies" are just garbage nobody would ever willingly want to eat normally. every culture in the world gave rise to some clever dickhead in the group thinking "hey, this one idiot in the group who's always hungrier than everyone else will eat this thing's rotten testicles if i tell him it's rare and special for him, and that way the rest of the group won't need to lessen their share of the actually edible meat
Your coworker probably bought either a rancid one or a not very fresh one. Since balut is sold immediately after it's cooked by long periods of boiling. It's basically an aphrodisiac and guys going to have combat in the bedroom eat a lot before the action. It's high in cholesterol.
 
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Just like this, LOL :kek:

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Chickens will cannibalize each other very frequently. They will also eat eggs. They're pretty Savage.
 
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Survival tip no.41: Use a loli elf as bait to catch spiders and small lizards.

The demon twins now can switch control instantly any time they want? Seems cruel that Mirea switched in this situation, but it would have been far far crueler if she did it when she became the poop demon.
 
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Naga was wearing her jacket when she ate the roasted lizard, but nude when she reacted to it. She just did a food wars!


Dude, Ortolan Bunting sounds extremely fucked up. The most fucked up drink I ever saw was on an episode of Man vs Wild. He was 'surviving' in a desert somewhere, caught and ate a snake, but saved the skin to use as a water container. But he didn't have any clean water so he filled it with piss as an "emergency water source." Then to prove it was safe, he drank from it, and it came out all bloody. The most fucked up drink was "Bloody snake skin piss."
Watched a video of his game and the piss drinking out of snakeskin was their running gag.
 
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Just like this, LOL :kek:

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Chickens are actually cannibals though
Not the most fucked up food I've ever heard of but still pretty up there. The most fucked up food I've heard about so far is the Ortolan Bunting. What you do is it take a little Songbird stuff it full of grain while it's alive and then drown it in wine and roast it in fire. The fact that you just take the bird and put it in a box full of wine and let it drown just seems needlessly cruel and painful to the bird.
It might be to get the wine circulating in the blood and flooding the lungs. That way the flavor is all throughout!
Still cruel though.
Iirc, it's also eaten with a blanket or veil or something over your head "to hide your sin from God" or something like that
So they know it's messed up and lie to themselves about it. It must actually taste really good then. Or they are perversely into cruelty (the people who eat it more than once)
Shark fin soup is pretty effed up too. as they take the fins from a live shark and throw the rest back from what I've heard.


Some are.
Yeah, it's unethical to eat just the fin.
They should butcher the rest and only have some fins, but gluttonous humans suck.

But it might be less messed up if they did that with a pod of orcas to help hint and to eat the corpses. Still greedy, just... Not as wasteful.
 
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Not the most fucked up food I've ever heard of but still pretty up there. The most fucked up food I've heard about so far is the Ortolan Bunting. What you do is it take a little Songbird stuff it full of grain while it's alive and then drown it in wine and roast it in fire. The fact that you just take the bird and put it in a box full of wine and let it drown just seems needlessly cruel and painful to the bird.
the french wear the drape to hide their gluttony from god. or so a certain stickman says.
 

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So they know it's messed up and lie to themselves about it. It must actually taste really good then. Or they are perversely into cruelty (the people who eat it more than once)

Yeah, it's unethical to eat just the fin.
They should butcher the rest and only have some fins, but gluttonous humans suck.

But it might be less messed up if they did that with a pod of orcas to help hint and to eat the corpses. Still greedy, just... Not as wasteful.
Orca don't eat the whole shark either. Apparently, they rip out the liver like they're in Mortal Kombat and leave the rest to wash up on beaches and cause weird human news stories.

I grant this is less wasteful than just eating the fin, but it's still pretty bad.
 
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Ishua just needs to take over full control and they would conquer whole island in few days.
They would also quickly regain food and water stability without Mirea's meddling and sabotage. She ain't even as cute as her brother!
 
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Balut huh?

I tend to find balut horror-stories being greatly exaggerated. Often it has to do with just the mere fact that there's a duck embryo staring you in the face as soon as you crack one open and tear out the inner membrane. Once you get past the "duck embryo" phase, which locals tend to make sure point out to people trying it out for the first time, you'll find out that it's not really that bad.
despite all the shit going on in this chapter, all i can think about now is the first time i was exposed to balut. a coworker brought some in for his lunch and it was the most rancid fucking thing i ever smelled, worse than any other corpse i've had to deal with. bro opened his little lunchbox and i had to leave for air because of it. he insisted it wasn't rotten, but i think it was definitely fermented or some shit and i could not in a million years imagine trying to get that shit anywhere near enough to my face to try to eat it, texture/flavor be damned. absolutely fucking rancid & further cemented my world view that 99% of "delicacies" are just garbage nobody would ever willingly want to eat normally. every culture in the world gave rise to some clever dickhead in the group thinking "hey, this one idiot in the group who's always hungrier than everyone else will eat this thing's rotten testicles if i tell him it's rare and special for him, and that way the rest of the group won't need to lessen their share of the actually edible meat" lol
I can almost guarantee that your coworker brought a bad one if it's smelled "worse than any other corpse". It's supposed to smell something like eggy chicken soup when cracked open. I don't know where your coworker got theirs, but it's probably not from a local guy sitting with a styrofoam cooler right in front of him in the streets at night.

Are you sure you're coworker brought balut, and not something like a bad century egg?

the french wear the drape to hide their gluttony from god. or so a certain stickman says.
Hey kids/majors/adults/persons of age.
Good ol' Sam's going on a tour.
 
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