I remember back when I was still in my mid-twenties, after my second shift job let out I'd go to the gas station near my house to get a sandwich or something. Every night the same twenty year old girl would be working, she was pretty cute. I spent months getting to know her, after awhile she'd start coming out from behind the counter to hang out if no other costumers were there, she'd laugh a little to much at my jokes and touch my arm a lot. I thought she seemed like a really nice girl.
I wasn't until like eight years later while I was taking a shower that I realized that I was in fact a wall licking mental invalid that was to fucking socially retarded to pick up the obvious hints being dropped.
I want to criticize MMC for being dense as fuck but I live in a mansion of brain damaged glass.