Haha all you measly meatstacks can't even read this hidden text?! It must mean that you are not worthy of reading this heavenly artifact. Given that I am blessed by the forefathers of the universe, its to be expected that I can easily consume the knowledge provided within these characters. All of you shall bow down in front of me and pray that I may lend you my wisdom. But I shall only give to those who I deem worthy.
Idk I wrote the first line and then I couldn't stop, is this what it feels like to be a chuuni?