I'm with
@InsaneInsomniac on this one. The
@ReRead and
@Capt_Gigglepants routes are more likely but too good for this prick.
He should just lose his manhood. Not a chick, just no d*ck. Hope his skills stay replica level too. What kind of evil god delivers the real dream anyway? It's fool's gold all the way. But this would leave him a mob, not deliver a boss. Hmmm...
On the flip side, maybe a full makeover could work. What if he got phat, they fight, he loses, but that rosy hero takes to him. That could be a happy ending. Now, it would be better if it was more of a demonic inspiration than a gender swap, and imagine if he could move the villagers to became his drag entourage. I'm picturing Chad (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z3hTmvKe0A). This prick does not have Ru Paul level charm so it would be a big stretch, but we could get resolution with a Chad.
