"Be a good husbando and cook her something uwu
btw how do people get soo many cuts from cooking something so simple? unless you're trying to do some epic octopus sausages, that's just abnormal
Also, how do they never cut their whole hand in the process?? That's even more abnormal!"
When I try to cook for my girlfriend, I put one or two bandaids so it looks like I'm working so hard for her.