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Of course we are! Everybody knows that a romantic comedy must focus on the main couple only. Nothing else.
If Shikimori and Izumi aren’t on a panel, everyone must ask “where’s Shikimori and Izumi?” If a chapter doesn’t end with them having some PDA, we riot.
After all, our tiny attention spans make us physically incapable of doing anything but F5-ing our follow lists, reading the single chapter that appears, then back to F5-ing. If we can’t squeeze any dopamine out of reading a single standalone chapter, that’s the fault of the author and not us.
Of course we are! Everybody knows that a romantic comedy must focus on the main couple only. Nothing else.
If Shikimori and Izumi aren’t on a panel, everyone must ask “where’s Shikimori and Izumi?” If a chapter doesn’t end with them having some PDA, we riot.
After all, our tiny attention spans make us physically incapable of doing anything but F5-ing our follow lists, reading the single chapter that appears, then back to F5-ing. If we can’t squeeze any dopamine out of reading a single standalone chapter, that’s the fault of the author and not us.
I hope you all can detect sarcasm.