Shinri ni Chikazuki Sugite Shimatta - Oneshot

[deathmailrock]

Zuri would never go that deep.

What are you talking about, the hearts of his girls are always deep....

 

[Hitspark]

What are you talking about, the hearts of his girls are always deep....

The deepest thing Zuri has ever written is sad-ish backstories that get brought up randomly and then get quickly forgotten or become irrelevant to a majority of the series. The man's writing is surface level at best and from what I know of reading him, that's an intentional choice. He really just likes to draw boobs and that's it. The "character" of his women are just background dressing for the ultimate goal of boobs so there's never too much going on with it. Even when the main driving force is supposed to be emotional problems, it's so lightly written because the main focus of his content is boobs.

 

[deathmailrock]

The deepest thing Zuri has ever written is sad-ish backstories that get brought up randomly and then get quickly forgotten or become irrelevant to a majority of the series. The man's writing is surface level at best and from what I know of reading him, that's an intentional choice. He really just likes to draw boobs and that's it. The "character" of his women are just background dressing for the ultimate goal of boobs so there's never too much going on with it. Even when the main driving force is supposed to be emotional problems, it's so lightly written because the main focus of his content is boobs.

...... I think you misunderstood what I meant by deep.....

I was talking about the boobs.... -_-

I worry about you sometimes...

 

[Hitspark]

...... I think you misunderstood what I meant by deep.....

I was talking about the boobs.... -_-

DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, I WON'T BE JUDGED!

I worry about you sometimes...

How dare you show concern for my well being.

 

[deathmailrock]

DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT, I WON'T BE JUDGED!

How dare you show concern for my well being.

I'm judging you.....

And honestly, I wonder if you read enough healthy off brand and watch enough waifu anime....

It's just shameful that you can't understand the deepness of Zuri's heroines.... their depth is as vast as the mountains and the plains and are full of love, hope and comfort for humanity......

And the fact that you lacked the fantasy of getting with an older woman as a young boy is disturbing.....

I remember crushing on my teachers as a little kid....

 

[Hitspark]

I'm judging you.....

And honestly, I wonder if you read enough healthy off brand and watch enough waifu anime....

It's just shameful that you can't understand the deepness of Zuri's heroines.... their depth is as vast as the mountains and the plains and are full of love, hope and comfort for humanity......

And the fact that you lacked the fantasy of getting with an older woman as a young boy is disturbing.....

I remember crushing on my teachers as a little kid....

intense sweating

I-UHH-LOOK AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BAT WITH UNREASONABLY ATTRACTIVE BODY PROPORTIONS!

runs

 

[deathmailrock]

intense sweating

I-UHH-LOOK AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BAT WITH UNREASONABLY ATTRACTIVE BODY PROPORTIONS!

runs

Hey, you can't fool me... I keep my sexy bat ladies in a cage..... I'm a researcher of truth and justice and I focus on-

Did you just escape during my rant???? That's so ru-

*gets snu-snu'd by sexy bat girl

Wait, you weren't lying??? Help me... I don't have condoms...... I have too many kids already.....

 

[Hitspark]

Hey, you can't fool me... I keep my sexy bat ladies in a cage..... I'm a researcher of truth and justice and I focus on-

Did you just escape during my rant???? That's so ru-

*gets snu-snu'd by sexy bat girl

Wait, you weren't lying??? Help me... I don't have condoms...... I have too many kids already.....

SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS!

 

[deathmailrock]

SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS!

I blame the Monkey's Paw... I wished for a large harem and a happy family.....

And my harem happily expands more than I can handle...

At least the kids are happy.....