she got a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. huge bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
It has the comedy tag so you basically have to take the story as a joke anyway. Somehow it has murdering and rape in it, yet tries to get away with the really awful "humor" it has. Just turn your brain off and read it as the trash that it is.