shitpost here

[blackyawgdom]

And Kirk stuck his dick in it. Then had Scotty dump all his used Tribble-Onnaholes into space.

 

[Ivegotnolife]

 

[pandascepter]

@bigtiddyoneesan
https://youtu.be/SV04P6YBuEY?t=587

i did it, i finally reach the end
https://youtu.be/B-N1yJyrQRY

huahahahahhababahhahahababh

Spoiler

math suck.

 

[Halo]

@pandascepter

math suck.

Find a better textbook.

Spoiler

https://www.amazon.com/Manga-Guide-Linear-Algebra/dp/1593274130

Sadpanda the site has the whole series.

 

[Richman]

Why can't 3 pm come faster?

 

[BroederTrapist]

@Richman

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Why?​

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[xXx-pussycatcatcher1255-XxX]

Since I was a young boy my father has imposed his religion onto me. I was home schooled because we lived in the west and my father wanted me in an environment that was free from anything Haram. I couldn't associate with Jews or Christians, anyone who ate unclean animals, or any girl. As a teenage guy going through puberty this was naturally a living nightmare.

After years of begging from me and pressure from his colleagues, I was finally allowed to attend a very nice coed high school. The only rule was that I had to keep avoiding anything Haram. Being free for the first time I started to celebrate. Ate bacon my first day, had Christian friends in a week, and within the month I had even met a girl. I was shy and awkward as I could possibly be but she liked me and thought I was funny. She was a little too hipster punk for me, listening to music I've never heard and using words like tubular and bae, but I loved it. Within two months we were dating. It was going great until my father heard about it.

The Christians and bacon he could overlook, but the women to him were really wrong. To him this was too much and he even claimed me of having sex with her. As if it couldn't get any weirder he actually demanded to show him my penis to prove I haven't been having sex. I had to ask him twice to make sure I heard him right. It was awkward but living under his roof I had to do as he commands. I started to go out with her on dates and every time I came home I had to whip it out for dad. It might be insane, but I actually am ok with dicks out for haram bae.

 

[pandascepter]

@Halo
Pusing pala ana bro...

Spoiler

@bigtiddyoneesan
@EOTFOFYL
@Halo
@hazzack
@justforthelulz
@MawMaw
@pandascepter
@Richman
@sterven
@Tamerlane
@Teddy

Bro, would you look at that copypasta..

 

[justforthelulz]

It might be insane, but I actually am ok with dicks out for haram bae.

While not quite LMAO-worthy, this is a copypasta with a punchline I actually chuckled at.

 

[Richman]

What the heck did I just read?!

 

[aloysiusks]

ok

 

[hazzack]

this is HARAM

 

[BroederTrapist]

True, non of this is very smurf!

 

[Ivegotnolife]

😥@pandascepter Is I been scluded now? 😥

 

[BroederTrapist]

Posting to support personal political likes or dislikes could be considered as shitposting or even trolling. But since you're trumping it in the shitpost discussion, who gives a shit. Many of the readers aren't even from the USA anyway.

 

[Ivegotnolife]

I'm sorry it's hard not to get a bit bitter after getting beat over the head by the local media polls 24 hours a day in the chaos leading up to the elections. I'm hoping for a Communism is dead result, but I'm not so sure anymore. 😥

 

[Halo]

Ruining a good thread with politics. Cringe.

@Ivegotnolife
👉 https://mangadex.org/thread/16434

 

[Ivegotnolife]

Yeah, it can ruin anything! Can't live with it, or without it. 👻

 

[blackyawgdom]

Those homeless people are all the people that took acid at woodstock. It fucked an entire generation up. And is still potent

 

[Ivegotnolife]

It got into their piss and contaminated the ground water too! 😖