Make up your mind. Translate it to English, or leave it in Japanese. As it is right now, it looks like you translated for a while but lost interest near the end.
To quote Yoda, "Do, or do not. There is no try."
@Wolvenworks@Salfaro
Last 2 pages are not sloppy that was done intentionally because translator thinked that this is funny. This is meme translation. Properly translation is dead.