Stuck in Wall - Oneshot

[Szaal]

Came to the comments sections to find degenerates. Was not disappointed.

To that one guy @Szaal who pointed out centaurs have two rib cages...I never considered that before. I suppose they have duplicates for all their organs too, weird.

You're welcome

 

[Mukapower3]

What the problem?

 

[TestAddress]

Never stand behind a horse

My friend lost a face its not even funny. He got his eyeballs kept by a miracle.

 

[AndThenTheyF_edTheEnd]

Honestly, I find this kind of sickening. The "joke" ultimately boils down to "oh no, I can't rape her because she's not hot". That's... not really quite the sort of funny it's presenting itself as.

I find it funny for two reasons:
1. Schadenfreude, because mister wannabe rapist didn't get his way.
2. How in the world did the centaur girl think she could squeeze through there?

 

[name_go_here]

I'm just going to assume she was going to attempt to jump the wall but she's a klutz.

 

[Kyuketsuki]

1. Get centaur girlfriend
2. Get flannel shirt, jeans, saddle, revolvers, lever action rifle, and cowboy hats.
3. Do cowboy role-playing

 

[DaBlackMamba]

So the joke is he can't rape a girl? Ok then.

Also, to the degenerates in this comment section talking about "would" or saying theres no issues, a word of advice.

Never stand behind a horse. And ESPECIALLY never surprise a horse from behind.

 

[Drakun_Auger]

So the joke is he can't rape a girl? Ok then.

Also, to the degenerates in this comment section talking about "would" or saying theres no issues, a word of advice.

Never stand behind a horse. And ESPECIALLY never surprise a horse from behind.

No, hold up.
Let's let nature take its course.

 

[Salfaro]

This just makes me think of the old SNL skit with Christopher Walken talking to the centaur, asking if they'd fuck a centaur if they couldn't see their upper half to know if it was actually a centaur or just a horse.

"It was a horse. Deal with it."

 

[Trevoga]

1. folks shouldn't underestimate how fucking dangerous it is to be in the kicking distance of a horse's rear, so no tears of happiness here
2. what the fuck was the plan, girl

 

[TheKingthemanjeff]

even better

 

[77px]

"i thought I could take a shortcut"

 

[PechWild]

I suspect that girl isn't top of her class, academically speaking.

 

[GaokaChan]

I'll do it on the front

 

[Sultan_erin]

Honest question, why did she think it's alright to be walking around with a fully naked bottom?

 

[IvanDFakkov]

She must be a new kind of dumbass if she thought she could fit her lower half through that gap lol.

 

[Chebron]

So he'd molest a random girl but he wouldn't fuck a centaur?