I don't understand what the “gasp” is supposed to reflect.
Duck tape is a water-resistant tape. It is sometimes called “duct tape” by people who think that “duck” is in error, but duck tape isn't much good on ducts.
The word “millennial” is spelled with “nn”.
For what it's worth, using “different than” and “different to” are acceptable in British English, but not in standard American English.